The Good

Red arrows

Part of the Red Arrows display over London celebrating the 70th anniversary of VE Day. At an event in Westminster Abbey, the Archbishop of Canterbury said the veterans had ensured “victory over the greatest darkness of the 20th Century”.

The Bad

“It’s time that Pistol and Boo buggered off back to the United States,” he said. “He can put them on the same charter jet he flew out on and fly them back out of our nation.”

What a way with words Australia’s Agriculture Minister, Barnaby Joyce, has.  We love Johnny Depp here, but it wasn’t great idea to smuggle his dogs into Australia in his private jet.  Mr Joyce threatened Yorkshire Terriers Pistol and Boo with euthanasia – a little harsh perhaps – well look at them … little cuties ….

pistol and Boo

When faced with their execution, Johnny saw sense and shipped his babies back home, on another private jet of course.  Black Pearl of wisdom.

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Indifferent – Do we really need to know this?

Captain Gets Job Back After Rock Star Helicopter Tour

A former Las Vegas police captain who resigned rather than be demoted for helping a Guns N’ Roses guitarist use the department’s helicopter for an elaborate wedding proposal is poised to get his job back, have his record cleared and be paid what he would have earned since Dec. 20, 2013, when he left the department.

I ain’t goin’ down
Ain’t goin’ down
Ain’t goin’ down no more

© Guns ‘n Roses

The Ugly

Nigel Farage

The UK Election – Up against it.  Oh dear Nigel Farage loses his seat. Pictured here with members of the opposition, comedian Al Murray and candidate for Free United Kingdom Party with the winning candidate, Conservative Craig Mackinlay.

and the Outrage!

WHAT GIVES THEM THE RIGHT?! What boring little weenies you are.  Get a life.  If you want to feel big, take a leaf out of the legend that is Toronto City News Reporter, Shauna Hunt.  Shauna, was broadcasting live outside a Toronto football stadium, when the very bravest of a group of silly little heckling weenies shouted out “f— her right in the p—-.”   Understandably, Shauna lost it …

One of those nasty little weenies – Shawn Simoes – has lost his job at Hydro One following his remark caught on camera “Lucky There’s Not A Vibrator In Your Ear …”  Would you believe his salary was over $100,000 last year? I am amazed he has the brains to command such a salary, given where he keeps them.

And as for that little weenie who said his Mother would ‘die laughing … eventually’.  I am sure she would, after she had seen him publically heckled with cries of ‘what a teeny weenie’.

The Legend that is Shauna Hunt with the teenie weenie hecklers
The Legend that is Shauna Hunt with the teenie weenie hecklers

Written by Tessa Barrie

Writer and blogger from Jersey in the Channel Islands UK who believes life is too short to be niche. 🙃 Currently working on her first novel.

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