Cassie The Blog Dog: Why are you in such a bad mood?
Me: Who says I am in a bad mood?! I am out here in the drizzle taking you for a walk aren’t I?
Cassie The Blog Dog: Well, why don’t you let me off my lead then?! GHRRRRRRR!
Me: BECAUSE you keep eating rotten potatoes!
Cassie the Blog Dog: No I don’t!
Me: Excuse me … you most certainly do! They sink, so your breath stinks and the rest of you stink and then you throw up … usually on the carpet when we get home … and guess who has to clear it up?
Cassie the Blog Dog: Are you insinuating that I smell?
Me: You will if you eat rotten potatoes! So you are staying on your lead!
Cassie the Blog Dog: See! I knew you were in a bad mood …