I was not very popular at all yesterday. I was having such a lovely time on my walk and found a great patch of really stinky stuff and the next thing I knew was that I was rolling in it.
Tessa did a lot of yelling and I was taken home to have a bath
Which made me cross
And kept a low profile for the rest of the evening.
I don’t know why I do it, but it makes me feel happy. It is about the only thing that Tessa and I don’t agree on, but she always forgives me.
Pet experts say that we do the smelly roll to camouflage our scent. Tessa quite regularly gives me baths, so I smell sweet but what she doesn’t realise is that smelling like potpourri does nothing for my street cred.